Sunday, 27 July 2014

The Grossest Castle Ever

We visited a castle a while ago, you know how it is in England, we're up to here in fucking castles:
Anyhoo, we went to 'Bolton Castle', I don't think I've ever been to that one before. I decided to wear my hair straight but I hate how it looked:
I looked soooo tired.
I didn't even bother putting in my expansions! (I call my 'extensions' 'expansions' because they're shorter than my hair.
I wish I had worn a different dress though, I really like this dress:
The castle was soooooooooooooooooo gross! It was really mucky! By the end of the day, I had twigs, leaves, fur, hair, fluff, soil and who knows what else all stuck in my dress! They need to sweep their damn castle! It really stank too, like mould and stuff. There was litter all throughout too. The gardens were nice though.
There was an 'owl display' which was good..... although, there weren't any owls in the actual flying display! Ha

This bird was cute though, it kept landing on top of this cage and staring down at the bird inside:
And the bird inside was staring up at her too:
So cute!

There was also a hedge maze - I love hedge mazes! It was low down though, I don't like them when they're low down, I like the ones that are tall. I know it was probably made for children but we had a go and it was difficult! It took us a while to find the middle!
At the center:
Afterwards, we went to see a waterfall and stayed in the shade for a while:
In the evening, we went on a pub crawl through the Yorkshire Dales. There were more people than usual because of 'Tour De France'. We saw so many decorations from where the cyclists had been through.

But yeah, it was a fun day even though it was sunny, warm and the castle was smelly! Haha >_<

Until next time, Bye bye! <3


23 comments:

  1. how did u make the pink thing that u put at the end of all ur blogs? the thing with bows?

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    1. I found it online, I can't remember what I searched for though. I think I searched for a 'blog divider' or something. <3

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  2. europe sucks because the castles and shit are fucking old. USA ftw, because we have TRENDY places like bars. you european monkeys can keep crawling around in your dirty castles while americans are walking tall and making progress with our lives and our country

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    1. americans rule the world for a reason and its because were smarter than every other country. we have hollywood and make all the films. we make all the music. just look at our skyscrappers for an example of what we are capable of and what we do. new york is the most developed city in the world while english people are living on farms and old buildings LOL

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    2. and also english people have ruined our language. english people sound retarted you all sound shocked all the time and you still have a queen like your in the dark ages. we make fun of english people here because ironically they cant speak english. just look at groundskeeper willy in the simpsons, hes a idiot just like the rest of you. learn how to speak

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    3. Lol you american people don't even have a culture..Just killed the american natives you are calling indianas so shut up with you sad and murderous history of america

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    4. Oh and i hope you know (well i don't think you do) that you american are descended from european people so also from english people you stupid (so you know, i am Not from england)

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  3. You looked lovely lhouraii ^^ xxx

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  4. eddie izzard is hilarious ^_^

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    1. You're obviously wise though! In future, if you're going to post that someone's lacking knowledge you should probably look at your punctuation first. I'll help you out. It should have read

      Dumb bitch!

      Notice the use of a capital letter and an exclamation mark!

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  6. I'd love to explore a castle... or the hedge maze with you! I don't like the smell of mold though! ick!

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    1. Haha yeah, it was too gross! >_<

      There are some amazing castles though, I hope you get to visit one some day! <3

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  7. such cute owl!!!!!!!! u had fun??????? :D

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    1. Yes we had a lot of fun! There were so many cute owls but I think that one was my favourite! <3

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  8. I've never thought to visit a castle before, it sounds fun! I love history and stuff so I'd probably go really often if Canada has lots of castles ^^. The last time I was in a hedge maze was so long ago, I'd probably be the perfect size for that short one you went in :P lol.

    You look amazing in that dress, did you make it? You're really quite talented. Alsooo (just curious) why don't you turn off anon, Lhouraii? I don't think you deserve to see these kinds of comments on all of your posts...

    {http://milkymemoir.blogspot.ca}

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    1. Haha yeah, I could barely see over it too! I'm 5ft1" >_<

      Thank you! Yes, I made it.

      Ah, they don't bother me. I leave it on because I know a lot of my readers don't have Blogger. <3

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